"do you suffer from blurred vision, dizzy spells--even hallucinations? well, so does grandma! you don't see her complaining, do you?"joseph17 years oldhe/himnorthern california, usa

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Captaiin's Details

Making space for:Normalcy and peace
Interests:Music, art, surfing, fishing, etc

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Captaiin's Blurbs

About me:Strange autistic + psychotic fellow. Insane about music, literature, and the ocean! crazy bassist/fisherman/surferboy/hick supreme. Best aromantic + bisexual rep of the century. Absentee father to a number of Star Wars figures that I lost on road trips. White TME. INTP 5w4. I like Primus so much that it is actually incomprehensible. Holder of the title of top Primus, Les Claypool, Les Claypool and the Holy Mackerel, and Sausage global listener on last.fm. Oysterhead's next.

Before you follow

I unfollow/block very freely! If you want to know why I blocked/unfollowed you, please know that I have the shittiest memory of all time and I will probably not remember. I mostly just post about Primus. I'll tag things as I see them requested in mutuals' info automatically but please feel free to reach out if you need something else tagged! I'm extremely awkward when it comes to interacting/initiating conversation with people. Please be nice I am nice I promise just weird about talking to people. LOL!


Basic human decency is all I ask. Aside from everything that goes without saying, if you, like, hate any of my interests with a passion or anything just keep it outta my peripherals. If you're blocked and want unblocked, message me at one of my other socials and chances are I might!


Special interests: Marine biology, musical analysis, Star Wars, Spongebob Squarepants, Club Penguin, bass guitar, fishing, Primus, Les Claypool and his assorted musical ventures,Musical interests: King Crimson, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Ween, Weezer, Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, Yes, Cypress Hill, The Grateful Dead, Tool, Sublime, Devo, Talking Heads, Steely Dan, Primus, Les Claypool, Les Claypool and the Holy Mackerel, Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade, Les Claypool's Duo de Twang, Oysterhead, Sausage, & more!Media interests: Lord of the Rings, Calvin & Hobbes, Garfield, Minecraft, Breaking Bad, The Simpsons, JJBA, Jackass, American Psycho, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Trailer Park Boys, Jaws, Electric Apricot.Hobbies: Surfing, collecting, drawing, writing, skateboarding, bodyboarding, bass guitar, fishing.


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