"do you suffer from blurred vision, dizzy spells--even hallucinations? well, so does grandma! you don't see her complaining, do you?"joseph20 years oldhe/himnorthern california, usa

Contacting Captaiin

image depiction of the "little terrorist" in question. it's completely dark in the image because he was in the middle of a lake up in the mountains at, like, 1am

Captaiin's Details

Making space for:Normalcy and peace
Status:Sane
Interests:Music, art, surfing, fishing, etc

directory:about me socials archive

Captaiin's Blurbs

About me:Tormenting the greater Northen Californian area since 03/27/06. Absentee father to a number of Star Wars figures that I lost on road trips. INTP 5w4. The "Quirked Up White Boy" of yore. Holder of the title of top Primus, Les Claypool, Les Claypool and the Holy Mackerel, Oysterhead, and Sausage global listener on last.fm (last time I checked (in like 2024)).

an image from fear & loathing in las vegas--features raoul duke preparing to exit a red convertible car in front of casino, illuminated from behind by an overwhelming number of small, yellow-ish lights.

Socials

discord: @captaiinshineryou can email me at [email protected] if you have any questions, concerns, business offers, or particularly ominous and frightening short videos. number must be acquired via sacraficial lamb