"do you suffer from blurred vision, dizzy spells--even hallucinations? well, so does grandma! you don't see her complaining, do you?"joseph18 years oldhe/himnorthern california, usa

Contacting Captaiin

image depiction of the "little terrorist" in question. it's completely dark in the image because he was in the middle of a lake up in the mountains at, like, 1am

Captaiin's Details

Making space for:Normalcy and peace
Status:Sane
Interests:Music, art, surfing, fishing, etc

directory:about me interests socials

Captaiin's Blurbs

About me:Tormenting the greater Northen Californian area since 03/27/06. Absentee father to a number of Star Wars figures that I lost on road trips. INTP 5w4. The "Quirked Up White Boy" of yore. Holder of the title of top Primus, Les Claypool, Les Claypool and the Holy Mackerel, Oysterhead, and Sausage global listener on last.fm.

an image from fear & loathing in las vegas--features raoul duke preparing to exit a red convertible car in front of casino, illuminated from behind by an overwhelming number of small, yellow-ish lights.

Interests

Special interests: Marine biology, Star Wars, Spongebob Squarepants, Club Penguin, bass guitar, fishing, Primus, Les Claypool and his assorted musical ventures, + more that I forgot. They're like sleeper agentsMusical interests: King Crimson, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Weezer, Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, Yes, Cypress Hill, Tool, CAKE, The Butthole Surfers, The Beach Boys, David Byrne, Toadies, Fishbone, Ween, The Grateful Dead, Sublime, Devo, Talking Heads, Steely Dan, Primus, Les Claypool, Les Claypool and the Holy Mackerel, Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade, Les Claypool's Duo de Twang, Oysterhead, Sausage, & more!Media interests: Calvin & Hobbes, Garfield, Minecraft, Breaking Bad, JJBA, American Psycho, Neon Genesis Evangelion, The Simpsons, Beavis & Butthead, Jackass, The Fistful Of Dollars Trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Trailer Park Boys, The Sopranos, Jaws, Electric Apricot.Hobbies: Surfing, collecting, drawing, writing, skateboarding, bodyboarding, bass guitar, fishing

Socials

Twitters:Main | @CAPTAIINSHINER
Gimmick | @FRlZZLEFRY
Private | @WHALESANDW0EDiscord:@captaiinshineryou can email me at [email protected] if you have any questions, concerns, business offers, or particularly ominous and frightening short videos